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Someone Stole 15,303 Bottles Of BluePrint Cleanse Juice


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Christopher Robbins

Published May 5, 2013

Modified May 5, 2013


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Does this mean we'll hear less whining about how hard it is to rid your body of impurities?

 


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Christopher Robbins

Published May 5, 2013

Modified May 5, 2013


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While that life coach you Grouponed appeared to be lifting most of his knowledge from Joel Osteen books, he was right about one thing: confidence is key. So key, that it was all a thief needed to steal $153,000 worth of BluePrint cleanse juice. The Post reports that on Friday afternoon, a man claiming to be a driver arrived at the company's Long Island City warehouse, signed a piece of paper, hopped on a forklift and loaded 15,303 bottles of the stuff into his truck before driving away. "We realized this happened when our real driver showed up a couple of hours later," company co-founder Zoe Sakoutis said.

The bottles of juice—which retail for around $10 apiece—were supposed to be taken to a company in Pennsylvania to be pressurized in order to give them a longer shelf life of 30 days, instead of five. Note to the guys selling the $7 packs of Newports at the bus stop: now you only have until Tuesday to move those $4 loosies of Pineapple Apple Mint.

The NYPD has yet to issue a release on the suspect, but based on experience they are probably bitching about how all they ate today was half a banana and some cashew milk.

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Christopher Robbins is a New York City reporter covering transportation, affordable housing, local politics, and criminal justice. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, The Village Voice and The New York Times. Chris is a graduate of Patrick Henry High School in Roanoke, Virginia, and enjoys biking to Fort Tilden in the summertime.

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