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Video: Darth Vader Rings Opening Bell at New York Stock Exchange

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<p>"Help us, Wall Street trader! You're our only hope!"</p>

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<p>"The ability to destroy the middle class is insignificant next to the power of the force," said Vader.</p>

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<p>Impressive. Most impressive.</p>

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<p>"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of subprime lending, and soon the fall of the rebellion."</p>

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<p>"Commander, tear this trading floor apart untill you've found those plans and bring me the passengers! I want them alive!"</p>

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