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NSFW Video: The M Train Is Not For Masturbating
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John Del Signore
Published Sep 22, 2014
Modified Sep 22, 2014
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John Del Signore
Published Sep 22, 2014
Modified Sep 22, 2014
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Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, "Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD." Press play to watch this cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come to life [NSFW]:
What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we'll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here's our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.
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John Del Signore
Originally from the Albany area, John Del Signore has called NYC home since 1995. In addition to his thousands of meticulously-crafted bespoke blog posts for Gothamist, his writing has also been published in The Awl, Deadspin, The Nervous Breakdown, and performed at The Brick Theater in Brooklyn.
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