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NSFW Photo: But Where Does He Keep His MetroCard?
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Ben Yakas
Published Mar 10, 2013
Modified Mar 10, 2013
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A tipster forwarded this photo to us today—you can see the full blown NSFW photo by clicking this GRAPHIC link if you're interested. Details about the photo were scant, though quick (albeit not comprehensive) Google and Tin Eye searches leads us to believe this is a new photo. If you have any first-hand knowledge as to what was going on here, or any guesses as to where his MetroCard might be, we'd love to know.
Oh and if you're squinting at the full-blown NSFW photo and wondering what that shiny looking thing is, it's called a "balls stretcher." Since it's exactly what it sounds like, we'd strongly, strongly advise you don't look that up on Google—especially if you're planning on eating kielbasa anytime soon.
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Ben Yakas
Ben Yakas is a former Gothamist reporter.
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