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Check Out This Spot-On Spoof Of Guy Fieri's Times Square Menu
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Garth Johnston
Published Feb 20, 2013
Modified Feb 20, 2013
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If Guy Fieri weren't laughing all the way to the bank we'd almost feel bad about the constant stream of abuse his Times Square restaurant keeps getting. Now, to go along with last year's infamous New York Times takedown, comes a pitch perfect fake menu posted on the website guysamericankitchenandbar.com, a website the Guy's team apparently forgot to pick up (the actual restaurant's URL is just guysamerican.com). Read it and laugh and laugh:

Perfect.
The site, by Bryan Mytko, quickly made the rounds yesterday and just as quickly came under fire for stealing jokes from others. But we can live with that, what with the exquisite execution. Also because now we kind of want to try "Football: The Meal" which, for $19.95, offers "Warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag. Thrown at you from 40 yards."
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