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This Sexy Taxi Driver Calendar Will Get Your Meter Running
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Ben Yakas
Published Oct 1, 2014
Modified Oct 1, 2014
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What is sex? No one we asked in the last hour really knows, but at least one thing is for sure: the above photo has got it*.
The NYC Taxi Drivers Calendar, which debuted last year, is back with its 2015 edition, which is available now to purchase. The calendar's producers declare: "These drivers put a face to one of the most dedicated workforces in NYC, driving day and night to transport New Yorkers and our guests alike. This year’s calendar features three returning All-Stars and 10 new drivers, and debuts our first ever husband and wife driving duo."
For just $14.99, you can have sex delivered to your home or office or refrigerator every month, in the form of beefcake**. But don't just take our word for it, check out a sneak peek below.
This is the cover of the calendar, which is filled with the poignant hint of sex***.
What is more sex than a man who has lost some of his shirt buttons because he cannot understand how to change a tire?
Okay, puppies are not sex, are they? We're confused again.
This loving cabbie couple is having sex in this photo, according to what we've read about sex on Google****.
This seems a bit off-brand, what with no taxi or taxi-like objects in the photo, but we guess even cabbies need to stop and smell the roses and have sex in public water fountains.
This is interesting, because I have shaved, so have I had sex?
Back on track, food definitely means someone has either just had or is just about to have sex*****. Who needs firemen when they have food sex.
** Whatever IT is. So, can someone please explain to us what IT is?*
* And what is beefcake? Is beefcake IT?*
** Help us.*
*** Google kind of sounds like it could be a synonym for sex, is it?*
**** We think we get it now. If it=what is sex.*
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Ben Yakas is a former Gothamist reporter.
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