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The Best Lou Reed At Starbucks Fan Fic You'll Read All Day
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Jen Carlson
Published Nov 3, 2011
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WFMU's Tom Scharpling took to Twitter last night to send out some live transmissions of a close encounter with Lou Reed, who was enjoying some scones, coffee, and WiFi at a local Starbucks. Of course, none of this actually happened, but we feel pretty confident if it were to happen, the below is a pretty accurate play-by-play of what would unfold. You can view a larger version of the below "transcript" right here—it is, at the very least, more enjoyable than Reed's other recent contribution to society.
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Jen Carlson is a former WNYC and Gothamist editor.
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