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Punk Is Dead: Photos Of The Lamest Looks At The Met Ball
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Chelsea Clinton—it's not punk to borrow clothes from Hillary's closet! Stealing clothes, however...<br/>
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Kate Upton is hands down <a href="http://gothamist.com/2013/02/12/video_kate_uptons_2nd_sports_illust.php">one of the sexiest women around</a>—which is why it kills us that her red carpet looks are generally awful. Pretty shade of green, though.<br/>
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La La Anthony should have taped a box of Honey Nut Cheerios.<br/>
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Cameron Diaz—you were more punk when you had spunk in your hair!<br/>
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Gwyneth Paltrow, you went <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/gwyneth-paltrow-worst-oscar-dresses-photos_n_2788452.html">braless and weird before</a>!<br/>
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Paisley? C'mon, Mayor Mike!<br/>
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Dragons would have been more punk, Emilia Clarke.<br/>
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We don't care if pink is a punk color—ZZZZ. Should made a dress out of razors, Anna Wintour!<br/>
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Heidi Klum would be the first one to bitch about a Project Runway designer's lack of understanding that the challenge was about punk.<br/>
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Ivanka Trump is pouring dirt on punk's grave.<br/>
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Katie Holmes, you're probably in Suri's Burn Book.<br/>
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Minka Kelly, it'll be punk when you punch your stylist for letting you wear this.<br/>
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It's a SCANDAL that Kerry Washington looks like a Washington D.C. society marm.<br/>
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Amanda Seyfried wore vintage, but punks would have just burned it for warmth<br/>
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Julianne Hough—would have been more punk if you wore a t-shirt with Ryan Seacrest's head on it <br/>
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Jessica Pare—it's just indecisive when you wear a dress and pants, not punk.<br/>
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Uma Thurman—was the punk part of this outfit the fact that it's puke green?<br/>
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Lena Dunham: Bravo on the slouching and looking beautiful, but the dress is too pretty for a gala about a PUNK exhibit. Jessa would have known what to wear.<br/>
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Somehow Lindsay Vonn's dress makes Tiger Woods really uninteresting.<br/>
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Blake Lively wearing her typical ball gown. ZZZZ.<br/>
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Maggie Gyllenhaal, this seems better for a Park Slope fancy dress party.<br/>
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Jessica Biel can't bring the sexypunk<br/>
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Considering that Carey Mulligan wore that <a href="http://www.fabsugar.com/Carey-Mulligan-Prada-2010-Oscars-2010-03-07-162842-7635533">awesome Prada gown decked with doodads</a> at the 2010 Oscars, last night's dress was a letdown.
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Jennifer Lawrence, couldn't you have worn a Katniss outfit?<br/>
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Kylie Minogue is a goddess, but her banned <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJBDwzxXEoE">Agent Provocateur ad</a> is more punk.<br/>
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Mindy Kaling—we get it, you like to be a girly girl!<br/>
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Olivia Wilde seems really interesting, which is why this dress is disappointing.<br/>
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Kate Beckinsale, it's not punk just because you have an asymmetrical hemline!<br/>
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Leelee Sobieski—yawn<br/>
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Renee Zellweger can rock a British accent but she loses the point of punk.<br/>
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Do you hate the Kings of Leon? Then hate Caleb Followill's model wife's ho-hum dress.<br/>
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Amber Heard is 27 and supposedly banging Johnny Depp—this is something a Park Avenue matron would wear<br/>
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We guess Zooey Deschanel can't shed the cutesy stuff—but why does her face look so weird here?<br/>
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No, Katie Couric—slicking your hair back does not make you look punk<br/>
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Miranda Priestley would gag at this BORING dress Emily Blunt is wearing<br/>
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