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Monty Burns for Mayor
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Published Sep 22, 2009
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Move over Bloomberg, there's a new billionaire in town, and he's just as old, white and male. His big plans include bringing subway fares down to a nickel by including cattle and bulk freight transportation through our underground system. Don't ask questions, it just makes sense! And who can naysay his plan to sell Staten Island to New Jersey?
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