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6 Better Titles For The New <em>GIRLS</em> Porn Parody
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Jen Carlson
Published May 23, 2013
Modified May 23, 2013
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How did this take so long? An XXX-rated parody of the HBO series GIRLS now exists, somewhere in Hustler's HQ, but won't be released for a couple more months. What do we know about it so far? Well, the title is horribly disappointing for a porno—it's being called This Ain't Girls XXX. As "we" like to remind you, "we" used to write porn, so we have some suggestions:
Hannah Horvath Does Greenpoint
Lena Done Him
Zosia Slammed It
Adam Drive-her
The Penetration Of A Generation
Cafe Bumpy
These are all free for the taking, Hustler. But remember: it's not all about the title, content is important when parodying, even in porn. Disappointingly, star Richie Calhoun (who plays Adam Driver, is swimming in Old Porn Money, and clearly got the role because he's the great porn artiste Buck Calhoun's son) told XBIZ that while he "tried to make it as weird as possible" he didn't make it "that weird." C'mon Calhoun, this is Lena Dunham's warped and naked world you're parodying, turn the weird up to 11! If someone isn't tits deep in a bathtub full of cake batter, burning condoms, counting to 8, and acting out a cringe-worthy role play scenario with their boss five minutes into this thing it's a catastrophic fail.
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Jen Carlson is a former WNYC and Gothamist editor.
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