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Jen Carlson
Published Feb 8, 2016
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Rosie Perez is one of the realest New Yorkers
What makes a New Yorker? Ed Koch once said that "to be a New Yorker you have to live here for six months, and if at the end of the six months you find you walk faster, talk faster, think faster, you're a New Yorker." R. L. Stine said that "a real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning." And David Bowie hinted that time was a factor, once saying, "I realized the other day that I've lived in New York longer than I've lived anywhere else. It's amazing: I am a New Yorker. It's strange; I never thought I would be."
The most common answer to what makes a real New Yorker is either being born here, or having done at least a ten year stint, but there are variations on the theme. Every so often our own Jake Dobkin will state that "you ain't a real New Yorker until..." something. A while back I created a document, titled "Jake's Real New Yorkerisms," to keep track of these very specific declarations—they include:
- “You're not a real New Yorker until an actual rat has flown through the air and attacked you in the dead of night.” - 6/12/13
- "You ain’t a real New Yorker until subway germs claim a finger” - 11/18/15
- “You're not a real New Yorker until someone kicks you in the face and steals your backpack! Welcome to the club.” - 11/22/2008
On the search to find the realest answer (is it "until you cry on the subway"?), we decided to hit the pavement to ask locals to finish the sentence for us — a fool's errand perhaps, because as Dobkin stated on 3/8/14, "There's no such thing as a ‘real’ New Yorker, that's an illusion you're clinging to because of insecurity.”
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Jen Carlson is a former WNYC and Gothamist editor.
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