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Video: LIRR Lady Condemns Irishman's Allegedly Small Penis
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Published Dec 24, 2013
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The Long Island Railroad is rivaled only by the formal dining cars of the Orient Express for sophistication and class, and the scenic rail line's travelers are rightly famous for their elevated discourse, whether it be debating the best luggage rack luge race techniques or silencing ill-bred Rangers fans with the wave of a pistol. The latest example of LIRR refinement comes to us via YouTube, where one passenger recently documented a spirited exchange between what appears to be a local baroness and a poorly-endowed duke visiting from Ireland. Watch the two part exchange below, and appreciate the spirit of outspoken candor that makes Strong Island strong:
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Originally from the Albany area, John Del Signore has called NYC home since 1995. In addition to his thousands of meticulously-crafted bespoke blog posts for Gothamist, his writing has also been published in The Awl, Deadspin, The Nervous Breakdown, and performed at The Brick Theater in Brooklyn.
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