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Photo: Subway Pole Disappears Into Straphanger's Posterior
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Published Aug 1, 2013
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"Sheesh what did that kid eat before pawing me? Deviled eggs? A/C's broken again. My steel skin isn't even cool to the touch. I am the clammy crutch of cranky joints. Salty elbows. Humid sighs. Rolling eyes looking at maps, legs, clocks, screens, anything but me. Do they think I enjoy being invisible? Being grabbed, yanked, choked, used? Is it too much to ask to be embraced? Cradled? To be—ooh. Oh. Yes."
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Christopher Robbins
Christopher Robbins is a New York City reporter covering transportation, affordable housing, local politics, and criminal justice. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, The Village Voice and The New York Times. Chris is a graduate of Patrick Henry High School in Roanoke, Virginia, and enjoys biking to Fort Tilden in the summertime.
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