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<em>Seinfeld's</em> Poppyseed Bagel/Opium Plot Actually Happened
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Ben Yakas
Published Nov 16, 2012
Modified Nov 16, 2012
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From NY Times trend pieces to street Frogger, Seinfeld looks less like a sitcom as the years go by, and more and more like a documentary on the weird lives of New Yorkers. The latest real life Seinfeld story comes from Lawrence County, Pennsylvania, where a woman successfully sued because her newborn child was taken from her for five days following a false-positive drug test that was caused by (you guessed it) eating a poppyseed bagel. It's not easy being a real life Elaine.
If you need any more proof that you ought not binge on poppyseed bagels in the days before any urine tests, this was also the subject of a Mythbusters investigation into the "poppyseed drug test minimyth." They learned that it's especially bad if you happen to love poppyseed cake.
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Ben Yakas is a former Gothamist reporter.
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