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Photo: Flabby Squirrel Eats Shake Shack, NY Times Be Damned
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Christopher Robbins
Published Mar 5, 2012
Modified Mar 5, 2012
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Squirrels do people things like attend Columbia and eat pizza, but apparently they couldn't care less about what the New York Times' dining critic Pete Wells thinks. Specifically his take on the chain's "pretty awful" crinkle-cut fries.
Redditor darkgroove claims he was "robbed" by this fat squirrel yesterday at what appears to be the Madison Square Shake Shack. Look for the Health Department's new ad campaign featuring the phrases "Too Fat To Frolic" and "Stash Acorns, Not Arby's."
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Christopher Robbins
Christopher Robbins is a New York City reporter covering transportation, affordable housing, local politics, and criminal justice. His work has also appeared in New York Magazine, The Village Voice and The New York Times. Chris is a graduate of Patrick Henry High School in Roanoke, Virginia, and enjoys biking to Fort Tilden in the summertime.
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