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NYPD Chicken Raid Leads To Avian Joke Epidemic
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Garth Johnston
Published Mar 16, 2011
Modified Mar 16, 2011
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Published Mar 16, 2011
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Sometimes when a reporter is assigned a story without much "there there" they turn to the old tabloid standby of puns and corny jokes to keep from going insane. You see it all the time in the Post. For our favorite recent example of this phenomena you need look no further than a story in today's Brooklyn Paper by Natalie O'Neill (which, like the Post, is owned by News Corp.), in which the author apparently flew the coop and turned a story about the police mistakingly seizing six chickens from the Bay Ridge botanical gardens into a plucking nuts chicken one-liner compendium.
Some of the hen humor, references and puns made in the story include:
- "major pluck up"
- "fowl play"
- "cluckers"
- "chicken caper"
- "the garden had good reason to cry fowl"
- "hen-tastrophe"
- "The chickens have come home...to roost.”
For whatever reason O'Neil refrained from using any "cross the road" or cock fighting jokes, but we'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she was working with a limited word count.
As for the story? Basically an angry neighbor complained about the garden's birds, the police took them away without doing any research, the garden complained and the police returned the birds.
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