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West Side Party Boat Tries to Escape Party Enslavement
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John Del Signore
Published Feb 8, 2011
Modified Feb 8, 2011
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The poor Queen of Hearts paddle-wheel party boat is totally burned out from the non-stop party lifestyle, but the haggard old broad just can't seem to turn it around. This afternoon she was found floating alone and unmanned in the Hudson River, pitifully trying to start a new life somewhere over in Weehawken, where she was apprehended by three NY Waterway ferries and the harbor patrol. It's unclear how the Queen became unmoored from Pier 40, but NBC reports that a tug boat promptly brought her home. Pop a Xanax and put on your mascara, hon, you've got a Valentine's Day cruise Saturday night!
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John Del Signore
Originally from the Albany area, John Del Signore has called NYC home since 1995. In addition to his thousands of meticulously-crafted bespoke blog posts for Gothamist, his writing has also been published in The Awl, Deadspin, The Nervous Breakdown, and performed at The Brick Theater in Brooklyn.
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