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Jokey Balls Too Hot For LI Firehouse
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Garth Johnston
Published Nov 30, 2010
Modified Nov 30, 2010
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Blue balls have brought a volunteer fire chief in Long Island down. Specifically, a pair of blue aluminum BumperNuts he attached to the end of his truck. Two months ago volunteer Chief Daniel Fee was asked by the mayor of Freeport to lop 'em off after public complaints. And Lee did as he was told—only to hang them up again inside of the vehicle. When the mayor saw the scrotum suspended in the air, Lee was suspended for 30 days. There is a lesson in here somewhere...
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