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Jerkoff's Subway Masturbation Climaxes with Knife Threat
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John Del Signore
Published Jan 29, 2010
Modified Jan 29, 2010
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Around 2 a.m. Wednesday, one Joseph Boyd, 46, sat down across from an unidentified teenager on the No. 2 train, exposed himself, and commenced masturbating, cops say. The gender of his 19-year-old witness hasn't been disclosed, but this person was uncomfortable with Boyd's indiscreet onanism, and voiced an objection. According to one account, Boyd fired back with the riposte, "I'm doing my business, you do yours!" Lazy kids. How would they like it if Boyd showed up at whatever fast food chain they work at and barked orders at them? The situation escalated when the pair exited the train at the Flatbush Avenue station, and Boyd allegedly threatened the teen with a pocketknife. But there happened to be a cop nearby, and he was swiftly arrested on charges of public lewdness and menacing. At press time, it was unclear whether his business was ever taken care.
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Originally from the Albany area, John Del Signore has called NYC home since 1995. In addition to his thousands of meticulously-crafted bespoke blog posts for Gothamist, his writing has also been published in The Awl, Deadspin, The Nervous Breakdown, and performed at The Brick Theater in Brooklyn.
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